WAR!!! Singapore VS Hong Kong

As the war rages on between Gerogia and Russia...We at mine voice are getting rather bored so we've decided to head down to the next war zone!

Vladimar Kosta reports on the War between Singapore and Hong Kong, a battle which is heating up fast!

Check out the propaganda war cries on both sides...

Arty shot from Singapore!



Return fire from Hong Kong!



Ok fine...perhaps its just light banter in a very creative and entertaining light but if you read though the comments,you'll realise that apparently the Hong Kongers aren't taking it too well...

Just an interesting test....After watching both vids,which tune do you think keeps replaying in your head? The tune which keeps replaying in your head is the more successful propaganda theme song!

Pop World: On Britney Spears wannabe, Ellen DeGeneres and Dark Knight + Find out how YOU can be a part of Avril Lavigne's show in S'pore!

Hollywood! Hollywood! That's what we will be covering after all the war action....now for some juicy pieces of Celebrities from the other side of the world in this article - Vladimar Kosta

Thought you knew all about Britney Spears? Well guess who is the real Britney?

Her?

Britney #1

Or her?

Britney #2

Find out in this video:


Well congrats if you guessed Britney #1 cause the Britney #2 is the lead in the video...

The wonders of plastic surgery...Should get ab and pec implants someday...lol!


Ellen Degeneres is MARRIED to Portia de Rossi!!!

In the most well-publicised homosexual marriage, stand-up comedian Ellen is now married! This is what she has to say:

"I do a lot of things differently now ... I say, 'I do' a lot. For example: Who wants to do pilates? I do. Would you like a Mountain Dew? I do. Do you know why I pulled you over? I do. And that was just this morning."

- Describing the excitement she felt on her Big Day. Yer right...I soooo can't wait for night to arrive

"The wedding was everything we hoped it would be. I wish I could've invited all of you. But I have some pictures and video I can show you when Season 6 starts on September 8th. I can't wait to see them too ... it was all a blur."

- Everything you hoped for was a blur?

DARK KNIGHT THRASHED!

Thought The Dark Knight was the "Biggest Movie Of The Year"? Think again.

LOS ANGELES: The action comedy "Tropic Thunder" grabbed the top spot at the box office with $25.8 million, knocking the Batman tale "The Dark Knight" into second-place after four weekends on top.
With a $16.4 million weekend, "The Dark Knight" raised its domestic total to $471.1 million to pass "Star Wars" as No. 2 on the all-time charts behind "Titanic" at $600.8 million.

1. "Tropic Thunder," Paramount, $25,812,796, 3,319 locations, $7,777 average, $36,845,588, one week.
2. "The Dark Knight," Warner Bros., $16,379,293, 3,590 locations, $4,562 average, $471,082,150, five weeks.

-AP

Not Cool Enough compared to....

This?

Familiar ain't it?Like a snapshot from local comedy production "Army Daze". For once, Singapore's Movie Industry(Raintree or some Angsana Tree I think...or was it Apple Tree?) is ahead of Hollywood!

With Avril Lavigne coming to Singapore, who doesn't want to be part of the action? Now YOU can be involved!

987fm THE BEST DAMN DANCE

Date: 31st August 2008

Time: 3:00:00 PM

Venue: Cathay Cineleisure Orchard

987fm is looking for an opening act at the Avril Lavigne concert!Form a dance crew or a cheerleading squad of up to 6 members.This is YOUR chance to be the opening act for Avril Lavigne’s concert at the Singapore Indoor Stadium, hang out with Avril Lavigne, exclusive merchandise, concert tickets and other cool stuff!*Dance routine should not cross 5 minutes and has to include an Avril Lavigne song.

Send in your application NOW with your group name, contact and song item to 987fm@mediacorp.com.sg

Avril Lavigne concert is on 7 September 2008 at the Singapore Indoor Stadium, 8pm.

Get your tickets at sistic.com

And this is Vladimar Kosta reporting live from Hollywood. In the next article, we dig out the rivalries between port cities Singapore and Hong Kong!

When Angmoh's try karate

Don't quite know how to link the video onto my blog (anyone can help?)

But here's the link:

Interview on the Gerogia VS Russia War

Just in case you're wondering, Georgia (a little East European country) and Russia(if you don't know where it is,I seriously can't help you) are at war. Which basically means people die and children cry.

Your News Correspondent Vladimar Kosta takes you beyond enemy lies, round the galaxy, in and out of history and all over the planet to find out what some of the World's most prominent figures have to say:

For Georgia

Yoda: Attacked you must be. Idiots.

Britney Spears: I'd get Stronger and tell Russia Gimme More, cause we're Overprotected by USA. *shaves head bald*

Dawn Yong: Just act cute in front of the international media, give your best plastic smile! I can recommend you my plastic surgeon! Oh! And if all else fails, just sue them like how I decided to take out a lawyer's letter against some bimbotic fake blonde.

Letter from Obameh:

Dear Mr Putin,

As the most likely and well celebrated future President of the most diverse nation in the world,it has been most distressing to see your dear neighbour Georgia being bombed and pulverised by your latest Russain prototype tanks. As it is, I believe you're not very familiar with my campaign for Change. Allow me to enlighten you.

The Georgians are our brothers as are the Russians and despite the depth of your hatred for one another, I believe we can all hug and make up.YES WE CAN! This is the kind of change we can believe in! A world were black,white,grey and purple can all live in perfect harmony with each other. A world which will materialise once I get elected (a definite senario,I give you Hollywood's word on this). Your current actions are interfering with my Chi and you must stop at once if we're to Change this world and if I'm ever going to enjoy my vacation in Hawaii without reporters bugging me every minute to say comment on the current war.

I've yet to inspect your eyes the way Mr Bush has so I can't resolutely declare to the whole that you're trustworthy....nor have I sensed your soul for that matter. I assure you that I'm unlike the current President and would gladly reach out to all the loss sheep in the world, preferably from the Oval Office in the White House, which was built for me.

I can't give you the details of how I'm about to do it but you can always order my motivational speeches at 1800-hope-obameh

For World Peace,
President-within-a-matter-of-months Obameh

For Russia

Yoda: Attack you must. Idiots.

Joker: Why so serious? Just make Georgia disappear!Let me show you how with my pencil-in-the-table trick...

Britney Spears: Aim missiles...And Fire!Oops! I did it again....Baby one more time!

Terminator: Hasta La Vista Georgia!

Anwar-e: We will take over the current government soon!
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1 Year Later:
Anwar-ed: We will take over the current government soon!


And this is Vladimar Kosta reporting live from Mine Voice.

TAGGED!!!

Argh! I've been tagged! Whatever that means....let's have a look at the the instructions from Kelvin's/Sis Blog (Two Skinny Lattes):

"So here it is. The rules of the tag is as follows:

.State 15 weird things/habits/little known facts about yourself.

. The 10 people I tag are to then to follow my footsteps and write their own 15 weird things/habits and little known facts.

. No tag backs."

You're kidding me....sounds like playing catching all over again,with rules. Do I get to twist?

Ok,nvm,I shal attempt to humor you with my (oops! MINE) take on life with pictorial descriptions helpfully extracted from the web... I took the effort to search for the most appropriate one hor!

1. I'm one of them

2. I so love conversations:And give you a full refund for your bull**** if you're not satisfied with my services.

3. Minus the usual complains of how people hate hypocrites,backstabbers,blah,blah,blah...there are more things to fear
4. If you see me talking aloud to myself, don't worry, I ain't crazy, just trying to sort out the clutter...I think communication studies has a term for this....

5. No, I'm not trying to act blur when you call me...I'm partially deaf!

6. My excuse for whacking your head early this morning and sprinkling water on you right out of the loo in the afternoon

7. I hereby challenge anyone in my office, make it across all the offices, who dares to lay claim to this badge:I thought so...I'm the winner again...darn!

8.

Ever felt like that ever morning?

Mine Solution

9. Something I picked up from my boss:

10. How I cope with points 7 to 9...somehow the uppermost comment doesn't seem to apply...11. I can clear off tonnes of chocolates and ice-creams on a good day...

12.

I could have married this girl if I met her when I was 9...we had so much in common back then...

13. My political affiliation:

Republican.Not Elephant...for political nutcases.

14. A hardcore animal lover, for cute animals only. Delusional humans need not apply.

15. And finally,I present to you Life's Greatest Advice:

Man!So many events have been occurring in my life but I've yet to blog about them, probably have to do it over the weekend...haiz...

Till then...you've been TAGGED!!!

Demythification - Little Red Riding Hood (LRRH)

Source: from artposters.com

WARNING: Do not attempt to read any further if your intention is to retain your blissful memories of Fairy Tales...The Demythification Series promises to change your perspective of Fairy Tales such that you'll never view them in the same light ever again.

For those of you who have never read or forgot the story...A synopsis of the Story as told by the brothers Grimm (source from wiki, modified with some details ):

Source: Red Riding Hood and her mother-- from Trina Schart Hyman, Little Red Riding Hood (Holiday House, 1986)

It is about a girl called Little Red Riding Hood, after the red hooded cape or cloak she wears. The girl is told by her mother to deliver food to her sick grandmother who warns her to be careful of wolves in the forest.

In the first place, why would any mother allow her daughter, who is like just 5-years old lah, to deliver anything to anybody on her own? Much less via a forest infested with wolves who can talk! What are her motives for doing so? Why didn't she accompany her daughter to visit the Old Grandmother? What other matter could be more pressing than the safety of her daughter?

Source: Wiki

A wolf wants to eat the girl but is afraid to do so in public.

Wait, shouldn't wolves be hunting bunnies and hamsters instead of humans?Wolves don't usually eat humans unless they are freaking hungry and have to....makes sense to eat smaller animals no? What? The wolf read Adolf Hitler's Mien Kampf or something? (Hey,if Mr Wolf can talk, outwit old granny, wear Granny's nightgown AND tie her bonnet onto his head, why can't he read?)

He approaches the girl, and she naïvely tells him where she is going. He suggests the girl pick some flowers, which she does.

Hmmm, if LRRH is so obedient...Might as well ask the girl to drop dead, follow him to some quiet place or better yet,keep still while he eats her yeah? Apparently he is smart enough to devise a plot to trap her but not smart enough to do so efficiently. And the girl....is she a blonde or something?

In the meantime, he goes to the grandmother's house and gains entry by pretending to be the girl.

Idiosyncracy must run in the family...enough said...

Source: Gustave

He swallows the grandmother whole, and waits for the girl, disguised as the grandmother. When the girl arrives, he swallows her whole too (after all the "Oh Grandmother! What big eyes/nose/teeth/hairy arms you have!")
A hunter, however, comes to the rescue and cuts the wolf's belly open. Little Red Riding Hood and her grandmother emerge unharmed. They fill the wolf's body with heavy stones, which kill him. Other versions of the story have had the grandmother shut in the closet instead of eaten, and some have Little Red Riding Hood saved by the hunter as the wolf advances on her rather than after she is eaten.

Hmmm, don't you go running, screaming and bursting into hysteria after being freed from a WOLF's STOMACH??? Who on Earth calmly gathers stones and filling the wolf (who must have been bleeding like hell after being cut opened) with them? Even if you take to the second version of the story in which the girl never got the chance to peek into the wolf's stomach, the experience must be traumatising enough to render her stunned or at least temporarily scared of wolves. If you ask me, such behaviour reflect the sadistic tendencies of LRRH and her grandmother (which probably explains why LRRH's mother sent her into a wolf-infested woods in the first place, they've been plotting to kill each other right from the beginning). In which case, the premise should be that wolves should steer clear of little girls and their grandmothers rather than the other way around.

Anyway, if LRRH and her entire family had an IQ that low, its surprising they managed to stay alive for so long, especially the Grandmother.

And they lived HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

Oi!You retarded or what?!?! No one "lives happily ever after" after such a traumatising experience...definitely not the quillions of abuse victims out there.

Source: Wiki

Basically what all these children have been reading is a tale with non-existential logic, cloaking its darker roots.Personally, its good to explore such aspects of fairy tales and give a harmless outlet to logical(or was it illogical?) discrepancies but I'm of the opinion that having said that, fairy tales should be read as they are, innocent and illogical.

Depending on response, the next part of the series will likely examine:

Cinderella

Demythification Series

WARNING: Do not attempt to read any further if your intention is to retain your blissful memories of Fairy Tales...The Demythification Series promises to change your perspective of Fairy Tales such that you'll never view them in the same light ever again.

I happened upon the Little Red Riding Hood story just the other day and discovered over wiki that the fairy tale as we know it (as told by the Grimm brothers) actually had darker cousins preluding the tamed version of today.

So I was thinking :"Why not explore the realm of Fairy Tales once again? This time round, looking at the story in detail and examining the various aspects and hidden connotations of the story". Surprisingly, close inspection of the story reviewed numerous illogical, even sinister implications!!!

As such, I've decided to start on this series to further dissect the various Fairy Tale stories but it shall be interspersed over a period of time rather than in one large dosage.

Deeper introspection and analysis of our culture has led to even greater perspectives on how our minds have been exposed to various elements which have in turn allowed us to perceive things from a different angle...resulting in my formulation of 2 resulting explanations....

Pleasant Explanation - The gift of education and exposure to various cultures and behaviours has shaped our minds and allowed us to mature intellectually.

Nasty Explanation - The same exposure and experiences have corrupted our minds over the years and allowed us to view things from a vastly different (and darker) perspective as our innocent selves decades back.

The Conclusion:
For Christians, it is telling in the book of Genesis, the Holy Bible, that when Adam and Eve ate the fruit from the Tree of Good and Evil in the centre of the Garden of Eden, innocence was forever lost. Both the above explanations are equally valid, and serve to reinforce the fact the the Bible was not lying. For Man has gained both good and evil knowledge.

Christ is real.

Believe it.