Interview on the Gerogia VS Russia War

Just in case you're wondering, Georgia (a little East European country) and Russia(if you don't know where it is,I seriously can't help you) are at war. Which basically means people die and children cry.

Your News Correspondent Vladimar Kosta takes you beyond enemy lies, round the galaxy, in and out of history and all over the planet to find out what some of the World's most prominent figures have to say:

For Georgia

Yoda: Attacked you must be. Idiots.

Britney Spears: I'd get Stronger and tell Russia Gimme More, cause we're Overprotected by USA. *shaves head bald*

Dawn Yong: Just act cute in front of the international media, give your best plastic smile! I can recommend you my plastic surgeon! Oh! And if all else fails, just sue them like how I decided to take out a lawyer's letter against some bimbotic fake blonde.

Letter from Obameh:

Dear Mr Putin,

As the most likely and well celebrated future President of the most diverse nation in the world,it has been most distressing to see your dear neighbour Georgia being bombed and pulverised by your latest Russain prototype tanks. As it is, I believe you're not very familiar with my campaign for Change. Allow me to enlighten you.

The Georgians are our brothers as are the Russians and despite the depth of your hatred for one another, I believe we can all hug and make up.YES WE CAN! This is the kind of change we can believe in! A world were black,white,grey and purple can all live in perfect harmony with each other. A world which will materialise once I get elected (a definite senario,I give you Hollywood's word on this). Your current actions are interfering with my Chi and you must stop at once if we're to Change this world and if I'm ever going to enjoy my vacation in Hawaii without reporters bugging me every minute to say comment on the current war.

I've yet to inspect your eyes the way Mr Bush has so I can't resolutely declare to the whole that you're trustworthy....nor have I sensed your soul for that matter. I assure you that I'm unlike the current President and would gladly reach out to all the loss sheep in the world, preferably from the Oval Office in the White House, which was built for me.

I can't give you the details of how I'm about to do it but you can always order my motivational speeches at 1800-hope-obameh

For World Peace,
President-within-a-matter-of-months Obameh

For Russia

Yoda: Attack you must. Idiots.

Joker: Why so serious? Just make Georgia disappear!Let me show you how with my pencil-in-the-table trick...

Britney Spears: Aim missiles...And Fire!Oops! I did it again....Baby one more time!

Terminator: Hasta La Vista Georgia!

Anwar-e: We will take over the current government soon!
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1 Year Later:
Anwar-ed: We will take over the current government soon!


And this is Vladimar Kosta reporting live from Mine Voice.