For Ladies: Pee Like a MAN!!!!

Yup!That's right ladies!Ever wanted to expirence how its like to pee standing up like a guy???



Check out the latest product over this website:



http://www.whizbiz.com.au/



For day-to-day usage,check out the standard Whizbix...with its anti-bacterial surfacing, you can just:

1) Align it in line of your range

2) Pee

3) Shake dry

4) Roll it up (its made from some flexi material)

5) Drop it into your handbag!!!



Just 5 Easy steps!!! Plus, its washing machine washable!!!



Or if you have the cash, better yet!Try the Whiz Plus!!!Its got this "high-tech plasma coating that REPELS ALL LIQUID so it always remains dry"... like WTF?!?! That means its more powerful than gravity!!!Its Anti-gravity(Terms and Conditions apply: to liquid only,solid objects not included)! Think droplets of urine suspended in air!!!

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But then again, I wouldn't stick anything with a cool name like "plasma" near my vitals if I were you.....



Who knows? The same company might come up with a device which would allow a guy to MENSTRUATE and undergo the expirence of a full menstrual cycle!!! Think its an insane idea??? I have a feeling it'd be a sell!What with so many attached straight men raking their brains trying to figure out how the female mind works, I'd throw in the entire female hormonal cycle and PMS into the invention and bet that it'd be the invention of the century...Wealth + A reputation in encyclopedias and fertility treatment clinics all over the world!!!



Perhaps It would one day be selected as the best method of treatment for couples whose marriages are hitting the rocks and need some progesterone and ostrogen to steer away from the tip of the iceberg!



Ok, I'm drifting but its a possible theory yeah?

Oh...talking about menstruation...found this song about menstruation by this Indie singer....to be honest,I only understand the english parts but yeah,its a freaking song about menstruation,check it out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgjUq12FUPM

Makes you wonder about the numerous other songs people can compose... Like "Shitting Oh so Shiok", "Wonderous Adventures of Digging Into the Depths of My Nose", The Colour Of My Nose Snot" or how about "A Tribute to Farting in Public"

The Beginning

Woah!My first blog!!! So I wanna make it a bash but no ones gonna find out about my blog anytime this week so its just gonna be me and my monologue!

Been thinking of how best I should create a blog which would amplify my thoughts and put into written form my expressions, goals(world peace anyone?) and creative juices when I finally thought....What the hell...I'm just gonna start one...and write as I wish so here it goes...

The Breakdown:


100% Pure Entertainment


100% Pure Reporting


50% Political and Social Ramblings


50% Well-written Crap


20% Satire


20% Latest Updates around the World


20% Theological and Ideological Debates


20% Poetic Me


20% Personal Life

So its not going to be all facts and essays but lotsa fun and insane/inane nonsense as well!And no, its not gonna be a blog which describes my life so knock it off.


Cue: Everyone say "YAY"

Personal Updates:
I feel like my area is becoming some frontdesk for all enquires in my branch!Darn!!!Endless streams of phone calls and lotsa people asking you to to transfer them to the people they want to speak to....Which is why sometimes....

(The above pic is courtesy of post secrets blog)
..... But I do a far better job....I slam the phone.

A typical day at work starts like this:

Sitting beside the phone
Heard the ring tone

Picked up the damn call
Feeling freaking sore

Answering in a pleasant tone
With a face like a stone

Realised it wasn't for me
And no it ain't funny

Tranferred the call with a groan
And started work with a moan

Then again, the above is just crap filtering through my mind at like 12am in the morning on a friday night so I can be forgiven.